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Play Well

To partake in various fun activities.
I hope your date will play well tonight.
by StarChiId July 3, 2021
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Played

Played - (intellectual) is when you are unaware, unwitting, gullible, or naive, and are used, deceived, tricked, and manipulated into believing or doing something that is delusional, has a negative outcome, and/or does not reflect the actual facts, truth, or reality.
The insurrectionists got played, because they believed what they were told. No one ever wants to admit that they got played. He thought he was “smarter than your average bear,” but he was the one that got played!
by The Rhymist Gift - CW July 4, 2021
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Lettuce Play

Lettuce Play, sometimes known as onioning, is the act of peeling back the layers of someone’s heading and slipping your cock between the skin and muscle.
Dude 1: “Me n my girlfriend are gonna try lettuce play tonight”
Dude 2: “Don’t man that’s so fucked up
by Unwell July 6, 2021
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playing Minecraft

doing something subjectively meaningless, i.e. something that is objectively useful to everyone, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you, who defines your activity as useless and subjective only to themselves).
mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day in playing Minecraft.

Adam: okay, I'll go help dad, but remember that the purpose, of playing Minecraft, I mean the actual game, is subjectively meaningless to youm, since everybody objectively defines it as useful except for you. (Adam goes off to help his dad).
by Sexydimma September 18, 2012
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playing music on numb ears

Trying to persuade, or make another person or people understand a point, but they won't listen to reason.
Kyhleigh: Hey, stop calling him a faggot. He is who is, fuck off.

Haze: haha, yeah totally...i should fuck off, well thats easy i could just shove my dick in his mouth and he'll like it

Kyhleigh: You're sick. Disgusting, and fucking pathetic. he's a human being and you're nothing but a sick, horny worthless piece of shit cast here with nothing to live for. Oh, but this is just playing music on numb ears. bottom line; people like you ruin this world. we need better people.
by DaphneLikesDerby October 25, 2012
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chazz's play

This is a move in any card game, where the player may choose to throw his cards on the table and declare himself the winner regardless of what his cards were. (This is usually a last resort play by scum bag steve).
Your friends beating you in a card game? Use chazz's play and brag about beating them and how much they suck.
by chzz808 December 22, 2012
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Play Surgeon

Just like playing Doctor (sex game), except that (at least) one participant is menstruating (on her period).
She invited me over to play surgeon-- do you still have that box of latex gloves we got from the free clinic?
by dogbert dog December 24, 2012
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