michael earnshaw

Ok ok this nigga has the best eyes he has a few friends that he tries to keep close HUGE cock GETS THA BITCHES yeah and most likely aussie

Wow he must be a Michael earnshaw

by It's just facts November 12, 2020

Mighty Michael

When a large ogre and a dark mustang follow you home, hog tie you to the bed and take turns rubbing your "magic wand".

Last night we got crazy and pulled a mighty Michael in the staircase.

by Thatnucca November 20, 2020

Michael Alan Snell

mike is a small man boy who is obsessed with fire trucks. he is a wanna-be fireman who spends all of his time in the fire hall because he thinks he’s cool. he loves to harass me 24/7 ab almonds.

Michael Alan Snell eats ass.

by noone7654 February 11, 2020

elisheva and michael

They are related. This is proof. Also my body is still heavy wtf

Michael: “No we aren’t related, prove it.”
Elisheva: “look up ‘Elisheva and Michael’

by Niggle! February 25, 2020

Michael Meci

Is over all a dick. Smart in some things and like to live life to the fullest. Cough also ugly

what a asshole you are Michael Meci

by me Michael February 25, 2020

Sauce Michael

Alternate Term for a Jew
Or
A Faguido

Dude 1: "Bro thats my Friend he may be a Jew but he is pretty cool"

Dude 2: "BUT HE IS A SAUCE MICHAEL"

by Betersyndrome March 1, 2020

Jackson Michael

A plastic surgery procedure where a white person is turned black

Guy 1: DUDE! What did you do to yourself!?
Guy 2: I had a Jackson Michael procedure done, do you like it?
Guy 1: *faints*

by Metallicajunkie May 1, 2020