Beer Surfing

When one drinks beer in spaced out intervals through out a long period of time in order to stay constantly tipsy without crossing over into full-blown drunkedness.

"We beer surfed throughout the weekend."

"Hah. Beer surfing's just expensive. Why not just get loaded? "

"Because we had a good time and absolutely no hangovers to speak of."

by madkat9 March 10, 2017

beer rich

When you have a lot of high quality beer on hand.

Let's go over to Jeff's place, he's beer rich right now. I got a hankering for a Guinness.

by BreezeFreezeLover March 16, 2017

hillbilly beer

A warm beer.

Guy #1: Hey get me a beer.
Guy #2: Sorry man, no cold ones looks like you got to take a hillbilly beer.

by Billy of the Hills April 18, 2016

Redbox and Beer

1) The sneaky thing a guy does (and picks up) when he really wants to Netflix and Chill, but has asked you out on a date and is coming over to your house to pick you up.

2) A cheap azz date

Girl 1: So where did you guys go last night?
Girl 2: Nowhere! He was another Redbox and Beer jerk!
Girl 1: Awwwww...sorry

Girl1: Did he wine you and dine you last night?
Girl 2: More like Redbox and Beer!
Girl 1: Awwww...sorry

by blondgirl April 22, 2016

Beer Fadge

When a woman has a really large gut/Belly/Stomach and it hangs down towards their knees

Look at the beer fadge on her, its nearly hitting her toes

by Moralee April 24, 2016

Beer wang

A male not being able to perform sexually because he is inebriated due to beer.

"I would have sex with you, but I have beer Wang."

by Makeme88 August 26, 2016

she's a 2 beers

It's how many beers you need to drink
To fuck a girl because she's not that beautiful.

-look that girl !
-yeah she's a 2 beers!

by icantbilive August 5, 2016