workers solidarity

A term created by drunken upper white class white europeans in the late 1800's and early 1900's to fool europoor into dying en mass in wars of conquest, co-opted by upper white class teenager pink collar workers in the west in the current year -/+ 5 years. Meant to convince blue and white collar workers that fast food and coffee making are serious career choices, but mostly signals everyone within ear-shot that someone's parents overpaid for an arts/humanities degree from a prestigious leftist indoctrination institute.

Grayson/Kaden/Asher/Aiden - "REAL socialism has never been tried and I should make $15/hour or I am literally a slave being extorted by the evil bourgeoisie of society! Scream at the sky for workers solidarity!"

Customer - "That is nice and all, but I ordered no cheese on this hamburger?"

by che_shirt_on_sale January 7, 2019

Walmart worker

A very lazy person

Look at that walmart worker doing nothing just sitting on his ass

by Diddle whole September 27, 2018

a worker's dozen

the sexual act of receiving oral sex before ejaculating into a soft-boiled egg (other eggs are available)

1 (with rizz): "wanna catch this a worker's dozen, girl?"
2: "i am contacting the police"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023

Service worker

A person that works for the benefit of people.
Ex. Janitors, doctors, waiters, etc.

Emily is a service worker, she works for a nursing home, and she helps her clients with whatever problems they have.

by jaaj clewelc January 16, 2023

worker class

anyone who works for money and has little to no assets basically most people unfortunately and also the opposite of owner class

person:how can i stop being part of the worker class and escape the 9-5 and get assets?
person2:you cant. you need to support the communist revolution and stop living within the system

by Koalamarx February 6, 2023

Open A.I. Worker

Says training A.I. is no different than human communication. Wow! That is a brilliant and astute point that I've never heard before... Except for when I said it 7 years ago.

Hym "Hey! That open A.I. worker must be a fan! He's saything the thing I said 7 years ago! Correct again! Do see now how that works? I'm all up in the ether now Jordan. You aren't killing shit. You sure as hell aren't killing me. Do you know how I know? Ask yourself this: Would you kill a child for no reason? Is there a difference between killing ME and killing a child? WHO KNOWS!? Come find out! Come do it yourself! I'm curious to find out. Let's see it! You know what I think this is Jordan? I think I made you kill yourself. I think you tried to kill yourself and now you're living to spite me. I think the only future you actually care about is mine. And you're going to try to make reality comport with your delusion to the detriment of everyone else because you think (or know) everyone else is too stupid and solipsistic to stop you. And you may be right... But it's funny though isn't it? Heheheheheheheh..."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2023

Sex Worker

Term used by girls who can't admit to themselves that they're a prostitute. Usually uttered by those flashing their clunge for $4.99 on certain websites.

I run my own business online as a sex worker.

by Semproxion October 10, 2023