The Ultimate Blumpkin

Recieving a blumpkin(oral sex while on the thrown.)while dropping the duce in a outhouse/port-a-john. The ulitmate blumpkin

"yo man, over the summer got the ultimate blumpkin in a port-a-john at ozzfest!"

by Sean & Jonas November 3, 2006

ultimate bae

One is an Ultimate Bae when they goes above and beyond normal Bae qualifications. Such as but not limited to, getting you breakfast or flowers, or planning a surprise date.

Joey: Wow! Who brought you breakfast today?

James: Jennifer!
Joey: She's bought you breakfast everyday this week!
James: I know, she is ultimate bae!

by Bae, Ultimate Bae May 19, 2014

ultimate player

A Player who's game is so strong that he or she can score sex without having the usual requirements. i e : No money; No home; Small or weird shaped genitals; Being Old

That dude is on that ultimate player shit. He's got hoes for days and no place to stay!

by Ultimate Player October 6, 2015

Ultimate Dragon

When the male is about to "web" into a females oral cavity, he quickly holds the females head down on his quivering member. This forces the "web" to exit via the womens nasal cavity.

She beat me up after I Ultimate Dragoned her.

by Ping_pong May 29, 2007

Ultimate Nigga

1) A beast in life

2) Sena Hedidor

You know Sena Hedidor? He is the Ultimate Nigga

by The Simpleton February 21, 2015

Ultimate Frisbee

An actual sport, also known as ultimate, ultimate frisbee is a game where two teams of 7 try to get the disc into their endzone without running while having the disc or dropping it

Hater:Ultimate Frisbee isn't a real sport
Frisbee Player: Ultimate Frisbee is so a sport, what do you play, lacrosse?

by cptAFRO October 25, 2011

Ultimate turtle

An extemely slow-moving, lazy, or sluggish person or object. Often has the phrase "at the pace of" preceeding it.

"This person in front of us is walking at the pace of an ultimate turtle"

"The ketchup is coming out of the bottle at the pace of an ultimate turtle"

by Amy B. November 24, 2005