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Banana split

When an object is inserted inside of the penis causing it to rupture and split in to 2. Subsequently leading to a lot of pain for the male.
Danny: “damn. I heard Angela gave Gary a banana split last night!”
Luke: “ well gues I won’t be getting any D for awhile. darn”
by The danster August 17, 2018
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split the dog

Sorry boss cant work tomorrow it gonna be a split the dog kinda day
by Sonny bertram February 13, 2019
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Coochie split

When you put whipped cream on the pussy and eat it out like a banana split
Yo, my gf wanted me to give her a coochie split.
by DDRmachin3 October 5, 2019
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split bashing

A trade term. Describing the rapid installing of a basic air conditioning system. Usually comprising of one indoor and one outdoor unit, with interconnecting pipes and wiring.

It is a relatively uncomplicated refrigeration task, made easier by the lack of risk presented with perishable goods. Subsequently, it is the lucrative sole focus of some refrigeration businesses. Requiring minimum certification, and for engineers (“split bashers”) to have only a basic understanding of pipework and wiring.
As systems are readily available to the public, installation may also be attempted by other trades where they’ve gained a degree of confidence and understanding in it.

A proper “split bash” should be completed within one day and may be conducted with a laid back and optimistic attitude, utilising only the minimum tools, equipment and effort necessary to get it to work. Some Installs may often look untidy or half finished and lack proper pipe and cable management systems.
Sam: “What’s on tomorrow Dave?”

Dave: “if there’s no breakdowns, You and Charlie might as well bash that split in over at Yarmouth”

Steve: “Truth is Luke, split bashing doesn’t require any knowledge about the vapour compression cycle. So just about anyone with an F-gas certificate, a vac pump and a pulse can do it”
by speedtoast July 6, 2020
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Banana split

When you accidentally almost stick it in the back gate, and you have to maneuver quickly.
Guy 1: OMG I fucked her last night but it got so awkward
Guy 2: Why dude?

Guy 1: I had to banana split it was dark in her room
by Beeeeeaaaach July 8, 2020
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dicky split

When a man's pants are so tight the seam seems to split his junk right down the middle.
To all tight-pants-wearing women and men, before leaving for the club: women --please check yourself for camel toe and dudes --or dicky split!
by Shorewood Tori September 7, 2017
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Split screening

When you and your boi get prostitutes and nail them in the same room, but not the same bed
-Hey Dude! Let's go get some hookers
-Aight man, but I ain't split screening with yo ass again!
by Darthfello November 25, 2017
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