Penile Servitude

The sentence that is passed on straight males for an utterly unspeakable and unforgivable crime.

It is served out in the penile colony, where you will be servicing all of the butch faggots who have been sent there also for unforgivable and unspeakable crimes.

You have been sentenced to Penile Servitude in the penile colony for the term of your natural life.

by RTM 1963 July 5, 2023

penile system

System in which men think they are superior and assume authority over everyone because they have a penis

The penile system has destroyed the fabric of humanity. This form of patriarchy has demolished our ability to have a nurturing society that flourishes and cultivates life. This may be due to womb envy.

by Malika Davis August 23, 2023

Penile

adjective for a man who is senile or other wise suffering from dementia, but with regard to his or her penis

"have you had sex with Peter recently? he's totally gone penile!"

by thewordsdefiner September 21, 2023

Penile excruciate

A new hip drug term for when you cum in a bong, put weed in then take FAAAAAAAT rips.

Hey man let's have a good old Penile excruciate

by GusTheGhoul3000 April 26, 2020

penile

an old penis. senile and penis

your grandpa has a tiny penile.

by ensureplus May 20, 2020

Penile Denial

When a man with a little dick refuses to accept the reality that his dick is not large

Man: “girl Imma make you scream tonight”

Woman (or Man if he so chooses): “Boy?!? With that little thing.... you must have Penile Denial”

by This is not pudding May 24, 2020

Rabbi Penile Secretions

A bussin online video gamer who is fine asf, but has a micro penis. Can be used as an insult.

You are acting like RABBI PENILE SECRETIONS right now

by Rabbi penile secretions September 10, 2022