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Old man struggles

A gamer from Connecticut that is two old to do quick movement, simple climbing techniques and claims to be “right on him” .
Virus: young jukes where are you?

Killer: I’m up above you. Climb up here.

Virus: bet

Killer: yo come on you’re taking forever to climb this rock.

Virus: young jukes my games not working it won’t let me.

Killer: bruh! Look at old man struggles!
by Young jukes May 22, 2019
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Old man wisdom

When a middle aged man offers up his advice to a 20 year old, but the 20 year old never ask for it in the first place, and it's annoying as crap.
*20 year old me on a construction site rolling up an electric chord*

Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."

20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."

Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."

20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."
by survivalofthefittest78 May 30, 2018
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40 year old man flirting her

When a non-adult male ( between the age of 12 to 18) is flirting a female of the same age or younger ,like a 40 year-old business man would.
Boy 1: bruh I am trying so hard to show my feeling to my crush but this fuckboy dude is so much better

Boy 2: so he is 40 year old man flirting her .
by TrippyWanderer23 March 24, 2020
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Old man jankins

Old man Jankins is 93 and will forever be 93, he goes to bus stops to watch children, and has a girlfriend who is 18. Old man jankins Is the ultimate pimp
Old man jankins is packing
by BetterThanBacon June 18, 2020
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Old Man Steve

Someone who thinks they know everything when they don't.
Oh he is such an old man steve
by Elias59 October 27, 2020
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old man puberty

Second puberty were pubic hair turns gray
Looks like Travis is hitting old man puberty.
by Soft waffel October 19, 2017
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old man legs

A condition in which a cyclist has been riding for so many years that he is just fast... and always will be fast. Said cyclist can fail to ride for months at a time and still beat most others while not even trying.
-Dude that old fat guy just dropped me like a bad habit!

-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's
by butzlightbeer October 6, 2016
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