Rapid Octopus

When a woman with 4 toes sucks you and gets cum under her toenails.

That Rapid Octopus was absurd baby!

by Rapid Octopus maker May 27, 2022

Cajun Octopus

The act of sharting into an appliance

I had to go so bad I had to “Cajun Octopus” the microwave.

by The Bearded Doorman January 24, 2022

Octopus Penis

A word which causes an instantaneous death to the receiver but also causes instant gratification to the sender

jerry: hey bob
bob: what
jery: octopus penis
obb: fuck *kills self*

by octopicock April 15, 2022

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by fat tam-tam November 12, 2020

Octopus Dick

When a dick can be used just like the arm of an octopus. it usually doesn't get looked at as attractive.

Person 1: Yo homie u got a small ass dick bro
Person 2: nah homie I got the Octopus dick in my pants

by Trotec69420 November 30, 2020

Octopus

An over powered creature that has many limbs and seems to be the god/goddess of ink and beating up squid.

"Did you see that Octopus on the TV?!" Jakee exclaimed to Jamee
"OMG, yeah! It was crazy, I can't believe something that killed that big of a squid!"Jamee stated

by ThisUserLikesWatt-Pad December 7, 2020

Octopus Friend

A person who is better than just a friend but is not quite a best friend yet.

Elijah is my octopus friend.

by _itsstormbreaker February 20, 2021