NED

the name NED seems like a very innocent name but the person who is named NED is an evil being. NED is the reincarnation of the pineapple of existence, which means that he holds a lot of power ( but not as much as GERARK), but he doesn't use the power to do good but he uses it to murder every one in his sight.

stay away from NED he is dangerous!!

by GERARK October 4, 2017

ned williamson

The savior of 2016 in terms of 3DS shacking. Created Soundhax (or as some fans call it, "NedHax") and made fasthax possible. He's a hella cute guy. He is at least bilingual, with notions of French.

Have you seen Ned Williamson's face ? His face looks like it was an angel's!

by Thibziboy January 18, 2017

Ned

Ned is a very sexy creature with a stinky hot juicy pussy just for Josh dun and Tyler joseph.

1.Wow Josh, didn't Neds pussy feel so good?","ya man I'm gonna fuck the little guys pussy so hard next time"

2."OMG DEBBY, THE BOYS HAVE BEEN CHEATING ON US","WHAT WITH WHO???","YOU WONT BELIEVE ME BUT THEY'VE BEEN FUCKING NED!!!"

by Clique #420 April 30, 2020

NED

Non-Equity-Deal.

Michael: Is that an equity deal?
Adam: Nah it's a NED
Michael: ... oh

by roboturd August 7, 2020

Ned Mortensen

Ned Mortensen is famously known as Vape God. He managed to get a job at a legal company named Roberts Legal.
How he did this was unknown. You can even check him out on the Roberts Legal website.

Bruh, you're as cracked as Ned. (Ned Mortensen)

by jom jom August 16, 2020

Ned Bread

A loaf of bread, But mixed with Nutella. Not to be confused with Nutella on toast.

I want Ned Bread so bad right now!!!

by Kolor4ever June 10, 2020

NED Syndrome

Not Enough Dick syndrome. Causes sadness, horniness, and makes one think everyone is hot enough to be a 10 even if they are a 3.

Angela just went home with the ugliest guy here. Probably NED Syndrome

by rlempent556 June 25, 2020