Millennial Mom Butt

A woman age 27-42 that has a mom butt.

Those yoga pants really show off Misty’s MMB (Millennial Mom Butt).

by Calico Jizzack December 10, 2023

Millennialize

To translate a Gen Z term or phrase to a Millennial’s level of understanding.

Cora: That outfit is so slay!!

Lea: so slay???
Cora: Sorry oldie….. to millennialize that for you, That fit is on fleek!

by AndyBoBandy98 August 5, 2023

Millennial crackhead

The newest generation of crackheads who can't do anything because they have no skills and complete laziness.

Think you can have a crackhead fix this?
"Nah man, he's a millennial crackhead. He can't even mow a damn lawn without tweaking."

"Old crackheads could literally guard your house at $20 bucks a week and a case of beer. Nowadays these millennial crackheads can't do anything."

by Ttess1 September 3, 2023

Millennial

A term used to describe any person born between 1981 and 1996.

"Scott's turning 25 this year, in 2021. Yeah, he's a Millennial, but just barely."

by FluffyDreamer November 28, 2021

Millennial Shark

Online e-daters that will slowly break apart hopelessly, they make bad jokes, send each other furry pictures, and are furries that have met from a fish game . Useless minor e-daters with no life.

They are such a Millennial shark, they will never progress any further.

by mah2220 May 1, 2022

Millennial Retirement Plan

Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.

The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.

by Zyvis X November 20, 2022

Millennial

A person born between 1991 and 2000. If we agree it takes 16 to 20 years for a person to learn and mature (by societal norms) . Every individual born between these dates would be 4 to 12 years old at the time when the information age really started. It was these few short years where the use of touch screen Internet phones exceeded desktop Internet use. This generation were highly influenced by this. A very small generation. Because these individuals at the eldest were starting comprehensive school and the youngest starting infants school (UK system). They had smartphone Internet access. The information age was public and accessible to all. The beginning of social media, this generation started and gave rise to the online world we all know today.

They are the true millennials, one's who grew up at the start, some became dot.com millionaires, most didn't but the fact is they matured into the adults they are today with this technology at their fingertips in the very beginning of the information age.

If a person reach 16 before this technological and societal change... They are not a millennial.

Any person born before 1991 is not a millennial

by InjuredNinja December 23, 2021