Crowf lies

A mistaken spelling of 'crow flies' by film review Mark Kermode.

Mark Kermode used to think crow flies was spelled Crowf Lies.

by Cork orknet September 25, 2016

Li-fi

Li-fi is a technique that uses LED light to transmit data. use of RGB Leds drastically increases the bandwidth which is already quite large.,..

It also solves the problem of nearby wi-fi zones interfering and limiting bandwidth and you can protect your li-fi network by simply closing the curtains :p

person a) what your wi-fi routers name?
person b) i use li-fi not wi-fi *point at the led sealing lamp*

by ProphetOfConfusion September 6, 2016

Henson Lis

A person with a 20 foot dick

so big, henson lis

by forrestfire720 January 18, 2018

Gavin li

Will suck your grandmas dick. Stay away

is that Gavin Lim he will suck your grandma

by graandma October 18, 2019

Meja-Li

Everyone named this is extremely attractive and have amazing music preferences. There is a 99.99999% chance that is a Meja-Li is in the rom they WILL be the coolest person in the room and grab the most attention. Meja-Li can be used as a word to replace any of the following words: Cool, Swag, Epic, Hot, Cute, Attractive, Virtuoso, Musical genius, Fashion Goddess/God

Daaaaamn did you see that girl? She's such a Meja-Li omg

by BigBoiFille November 22, 2021

Li Xuan

Fun and outgoing. They may be introverted and don't talk much to people they do not know well yet, but once you get to know them really well, they are literally crazy dudes.. They are also friends that will support you during your ups and downs, so treasure them!!!

If you have Li Xuan as your bestie, you're a lucky person!

by imananonymousdude June 27, 2021

Cheng Li

He is a short, funny, and happiness spreading boy. He is obviously Asian, and he can be a big snake at times. He likes hanging out with his friends. He is fat, and short. He has a little bit of a dirty mind and loves flirting with both genders. He loves sucking on lollipops! His butt is relatively big but very hard. He loves jiggling and belly dancing is one of his favorite hobbies. When he see's anything that looks good, he will right away lick it. His IQ is 39.87 and ACT scores are probably going to be around 1350.0. He will own 17 porcupines when grows up, and will be a "unique singer". His daily income will be about 5 dollars, he also will have 12 children, 5 of them will be accidents, and 1 will die from getting stabbed by Cheng Li's porcupines. He will settle with a wife called Clair. Cheng Li will mostly have a happy life and will die at the age of 99.

"THIS IS BREAKING NEWS! A child has died from getting stabbed by porcupines for the first time in history! This kid's name is called Katie and it's parents names are Cheng Li and Clair!"

by Mathew Smiths March 15, 2019