kettle and hob

Cockney rhyming slang for ‘fob’ as in watch fob. Sometimes used is rap or slang as ‘kettle’ meaning watch

‘Need to get me a new kettle and hob’

by ms11? July 25, 2023

Kettling

Sticking your penis in the shower faucet and turning the hot water up all the way until it goes limp

Wife - "Babe, why is you penis blistered?"
Husband - "I've been Kettling! I got 30 minutes the other day!"

by Bibboberso April 30, 2024

A whole different kettle of fish

a different situation or person to be dealt with

I've watched you a lot on Instagram, but in person? Whoof! That's a whole different kettle of fish!

by johnzilla1126 May 19, 2024

Kettle

The term used for when Marcus was whacked on the head with a kettle for sounding too english. Ouch.

Mbai: Soyboy got kettled again
Soyboy: :(

by Soybo y November 26, 2021

Leaky Kettle

Were you are in a Ket hole and unable to move to go to the bathroom

Frick me Adam was on some right stuff last night he ended up in a right leaky kettle

by Strawbes02 March 6, 2024

Pot calling the kettle black

Hipocricy

Zoned out daughter who has just unknowingly won the world record finishing a bowl of spaghetti-
hey dad, stop slurping.....
All round great dad- well....that's the 'Pot Calling The Kettle Black'

by Mine farter March 13, 2024

Fudge kettle

When the person receiving anal is constipated and after a good butt pounding they have a long squeaky butt queef that results in a shart.

I was giving Brenda anal to help her out with her back door blockage and she fudge kettled all over my sheets.

by Kizz8lyn July 19, 2022