A guy who is very attractive in many ways and have a big dick like 7 inches is a good kisser very confusing and can get a girl at anytime.It will seem like he don't love you at points but he will always be therefor you no matter what happens.and he can dress and very popular and handsome as hell.
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by Omg283 August 21, 2014
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Eminem:if this is what I think it is, we’re in big trouble
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