iPad

I Apple product that is manly used by Gen alphas to watch”Skibidi toilet”

My son will not stop watch skibidi toilet on his iPad

by Bending over to make sure you February 12, 2024

IPad Parents

Parents whom, instead of engaging with their child themselves, give the child an electronic device, usually an IPad, and let the IPad keep the child busy rather than them.

I had IPAD Parents growing up, I didn't even know their names until I was 9.

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024

Sticky ipad kid

A child that is stuck to an iPad.

The young girl’s parents were horrified to discover her grandmother was turning her into a sticky ipad kid.

by ChristinasFriend March 9, 2024

6 year olds trembling in despair after their iPad is taken away and they cant watch brainrot content anymore

WAAAAAH WAAAAAH WAAAAAAH

Yo dude have you heard the meme 6 year olds trembling in despair after their iPad is taken away and they cant watch brainrot content anymore?

by LobterClobter March 14, 2024

Ipad Kid

A kid constantly glued to the iPad and watches tiktok all day corrupted by brain rot and skibidy toilet with Cheetos all over the place.

My little brother is such an iPad kid, always on tiktok!

by CapuchaGtag March 18, 2024

iPad Kid

A child likely between the ages of 4-7 who have an iPad with Cheeto dust with soda or juice stainscovered on it , and camp on Roblox games like Jailbreak, Mad City, etc, They don’t go places, They go ballistic when the iPad gets taken away, they are socially deprived, they don’t touch grass, they watch CocoMelon on blast, they have the volume up all the way, and they cough LOUD AF.

iPAD KiDS RUIN JAILBREAK BY CAMPING.

Bro my sister is an iPad kid.

Man I was at Walmart and I heard an iPad kid throw a tantrum cause the mom had to take her phone away to pay with her phone.

Bro iPad kids need to stop green-screening my videos dawg.

What is up with iPad kids and Skibidi Toilet?

by Shæt March 28, 2024

iPad kid

The same kid with snot crusted hands and a booger coated laptop that is missing half the keys and has to have the screen propped up bc the hinge is broken and can't be unplugged bc it dies immediately and the power cord is always hanging in midair bc it is plugged into the furthest possible outlet all while not responding to their name, contorting themselves into knots nearly falling out of their chair and making random vocalizations from time to time.

Tina: I just had to take a 20 minute tour of the swamp thing's Minecraft house.

Sam: Whose?

Tina: "The kid over there eating his own snot bubble with the YouTube volume maxed out."

Sam: "oh yeah, Jennifer's kid, total iPad kid."

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