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The theme of the villain of the same name from "Sonic Forces", created and sung by Tyler Smyth and Andy Bane from Dangerkids. May or may not be the first thing that appears when typing "Edgiest song ever" on YouTube. A metal and dubstep song.
"This pain (Persists), I can't (resist), but that's what's it takes to be infinite!
by anonymous December 31, 2023
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infinite wipe

Infinite wipe glitch is when you take a fat shit and no matter how many times you wipe some brown appears on the toilet paper.
After I took a dump I got the infinite wipe glitch.
by HotDog456 January 27, 2024
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Infinite

Infinite é algo Infinito ou alguem chato mesmo que te irrete e que te use mais deixa obvio lol.
Pessoa: mano, serio namoral (-Inserir Draminha-)

Pessoa 2: se é muito infinite
ou
Pessoa2: se é igual o infinite

Fora de insultos:

Pessoa: o universo é vasto e infinite!
by GranMamin April 9, 2023
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infinite money glitch

In video games, a way to get an infinite amount of money without any effort by exploiting a bug in the game.
Person 1: Woah how did you get so many coins!?

Person 2: Infinite money glitch.
by Kriskit December 2, 2023
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infinite

the amount of dicks dead eye has sucked
man, dead eye has sucked a lot of dicks, an infinite amount
by andmmorgan98 November 2, 2019
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Infinite Funny Theorem

1. When you create a new funny via forgetting the original funny, thus theoretically creating a source of infinite funny; When humor originates from the setup of a joke but the punchline being forgotten in a comedic fashion

2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
Rick: "Hey, I heard a funny joke the other day! So, a Tibetan Monk walks into a bar in order to observe the lifestyle of people living in a first world country and an urban setting, and then-"
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
by Based Guitar December 20, 2020
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Infinite Funny Theorem

1. When you create a new funny via forgetting the original funny, thus theoretically creating a source of infinite funny; When humor originates from the setup of a joke but the punchline being forgotten in a comedic fashion

2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
Rick: "Hey, I heard a funny joke the other day! So, a Tibetan Monk walks into a bar in order to observe the lifestyle of people living in a first world country and an urban setting, and then-"
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
by Based Guitar December 20, 2020
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