fluff a duck

An alternative to fuck off. Literally meaning to squat down and swoosh a ducks feathers in a circular motion. But used as a defense from a defensive situation.

Cohen: You’re looking pretty short buddy, ahaha dwarf.
Friend: Go fluff a duck!

by bedbuggy666 May 19, 2018

Marshmallow Fluff

A performative fart enhanced with the application of shaving foam

If you eat too many soap beans you’re going to have a whole lot of marshmallow fluff

by Ratbag133 October 18, 2017

What the fluff

A viral Instagram challenge which people hold a blanket in front of them and “disappear” (run away) as they drop it in front of an animal such as a dog, cat, turtle, rabbit etc.

John: I did the “What The Fluff” challenge with my cat and he ignored me.
Suzy: Im sorry not even your cat loves you.

by Clarissa is trash July 5, 2018

Fluff and fold

Cleaning, make shine, make it look much better.

The car is dirty... Give it a fluff and fold.

by Bald Anthony June 19, 2010

nut fluff

To put baby Powder on the balls to keep them fresh

I nut fluffed after i got home from work to keep my nuts fresh all evening long

by rockcrawlintoy May 14, 2008

Poker Fluff

when a man is playing strip poker, and he puts some kind of special effort into getting himself only slightly sexually aroused, so if he loses and has to take it all off, he'll have a semi and it will look like his penis in its flaccid state is bigger than it really is

"When Jeff was playing strip poker with us last night and ended up being down to his boxers, we noticed him discreetly tugging on his crotch area a couple of times while also seemingly taking some peeks at Kate's cleavage. I smirkingly whispered to him, 'you're giving yourself the Poker Fluff, aren't you?'"

by J888 April 10, 2008

Fluff mist

The stink zone you want to avoid walking through after someone has farted.

Person one: "UGH...pew!! Who crapped their pants?"

Person two: "No one!! Uncle Ralph had beans and broccoli again. You just wallked through the fluff mist!"

by sunni9 September 27, 2010