Sperm circular file

A women's asshole or vagina.

I blew a huge load of jizz in that girls sperm circular file.

by Demitrious Octavion November 30, 2016

File

File, a Sack o' shit wandering about on the internet. You may find them on Amino and such. That's it.

"File is a big pain in the fucking ass."

by "ERROR. FILE NOT FOUND." July 15, 2019

Got FBI files on your phone?

When you’re gonna check ya girl’s phone and she either snatches it or begs to get it back, this is what to say.

Her: Please give me back my phone!
Him: Got FBI files on your phone?

by Veggies/ Dirt March 25, 2019

Barnacle File

An account, file or application that cannot be resolved. Due to legal reasons there is no way to complete or reject the work requested.

How many barnacle files do you have in your work load?

by Barnacle file April 16, 2019

filed

When an Italian flakes on a project to shop at Woolworths and date an Asain

i think we just got filed by our group member, oh danget

by niggaloas October 10, 2019

the Rockford files

An ancient tv show from the 70s.

You can probably catch the Rockford files on Netflix.

by THE ALPHA FEMALE May 21, 2018

darren bush files

Darren went to kick an innocent pine bush and slipped on his ass like a little bitch. He landed on a pine tree and possibly dislocated his shoulder. There is conspiracy theories about the timeline since the pine tree that dislocated his shoulder was 20 ft away, further than logical for something that would dislocated his shoulder after trying to kick a bush less than 1 foot from the ground.

At Michaels wedding the Darren bush files occurred.

by Happeninginsandiego January 13, 2018