fortnite

A game where 11 year olds spend all their parents money on their credit cards

Obama: Hey Donald, wanna grab a beer?
Trump: no I’m too busy building walls in this game called fortnite

by LITTLExASSASSIN May 3, 2019

Fortnite

A game that makes 5 year old(and teens) steal their mothers credit cards just to buy fucking fortnite skins. Its cancer at its finest. Its a waste of time and energy just to play that fucking stupid ass game. Its completely toxic just because you get one kill on me that doesn't make you a fucking legend at the game.

Tom: Rick, did you see my post on snap about my 20 wins in fortnite?

Rick: Tom, I gotta tell you something........NO ONE FUCKING CARES about your STUPID ASS 20 wins. You can just DIE in a hole and remain being a virgin. Stupid quab.

by Pyramid titties April 11, 2019

Fortnite

A dumb game that 4 to 10 year olds play

Tom plays fortnite

by Birdman is king May 29, 2019

Fortnite

The dumbest and worst game in history. Teenagers usually play this and annoy the shit out of everyone by bragging how they got a “Victory Royale”.

Person 1: Guess what, I got another Victory Royale on Fortnite!

Person 2: Ok, no one cares...

by TheAwesomeGT1 June 3, 2019

Fortnite

A cancerous game that gay kids love which causes them to behave abnormally. Examples are: Dancing stupidly in front of a crowd thinking that they are cool and never stop talking about the stupid game. Usually kids love to talk about this anywhere they are, even if the person they are talking to doesn't even play fortnite. This growing population of stupid kids who play fortnite can't take any type of criticism towards the game and quickly argues back saying that fortnite is the best game.

Gay kid: Yesterday i played fortnite
random kid: Umm... i dont really like fortnite
Gay kid: WHY? TFIUSHDAHKDHUWGHAISHDJKQ!

by Mikhaik June 7, 2019

Fortnite

Trashy game that nobody likes except from streamers like "Tofu, Crinja , and other streamers"..... I literally can't have a normal 'History' class without pupils in front of me talking about Fartnut. Plz helllp

Friend 1: hEy WaNnA pLaY fOrTnItE aFtEr ScHoOl?
Friend 2: SuRe
Me: *Facepalm*, Guys please stop I'll get cancer if you continue

by SchpeckLover123 September 18, 2019

Fortnite

A type of disease that starts at the age of 7 years old. Normally causing the child to experience a bunch of symptoms such as: constant dancing, becoming more aggressive and vulgar and last but not least, losing money. If your child gets this disease, please make him play another game or at least bring your child outside! If those don't work, I don't know what works.

"Billy get off the Xbox!" said Mom, "But I AM PLAYING Fortnite"

by RiceBoyAsian September 30, 2019