A Blob

Someone whose only purpose is eating all your food, stealing your stuff and never returning it, taking up space, and never thanking you for anything or giving anything in return, making nearly every day of your life a living hell.

I once knew A blob who lived off my family for 14 years, she destroyed thousands of dollars worth of property throughout her time there, was nasty to our family, wasted our money for her stupid frivolous purchases, never gave an ounce of gratitude or respect in return, ate our food never had to pay a cent for it, and was a horrible and mean individual, who lived with free room and board and zero rent.

by dadirtysailor87 October 7, 2021

Blob

Blob is a great person, they're funny and cool. They like raccoons too. They're a loving person and they're fun to talk with. Sometimes they're confusing though. They also love online games like Minecraft and Genshin Impact. They're crazy but in a good way.

Blob of a green apple.
Blob is a human being who exists.

by ari.by.arisa October 17, 2021

Blob Emote

discord
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the blob emote is an emote that is like a blobfish but is yellow with a cute face like :3 and i bet every discord server your in would have this emote

user1: had you heard of the cool blob emote
user2: yeah, everyone knows it and even your friend knows it

by 8408 :D June 17, 2021

blob

an actually lovely person, who is funny, charing sweet, plays video games, and cares for all of those around her, even when she doesn't show it

pandas: hey look, blob gave me another stack of potatos!
wil: wow, she really keeps this whole server running-

by pandypandora June 1, 2021

Blob On

When someone says something that is 100% correct

Roy Keane was Blob On when he said that Manchester United were crap.

by Ayresome Angel September 22, 2025

Blobbing

Saying a lot of stuff that is likely to be false, the reason might be is because that person tries to be one of these cool guys

Bro, why is this guy blobbing the whole class?

by Va1man November 17, 2025

Blob

A little creature in the shape of a blob with little arms and legs.Also with a face and different personalities like , happy, angry, sad, and even meh.(blob)

That little blob is named Christopher.

by Hello there👹 February 6, 2025