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a-spot buffer

the government blocking the path to the a-spot buffer to make vaginal intercourse more satisfying for the female.
The adult actress had an a-spot buffer when she had a scene at a public space.
by Coop Dupe June 11, 2018
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Buffering

The temporary state of being you experience right after taking I.V. drugs specificaly meth.
He was still buffering from the shot and couldnt keep up with the conversation.
by Chaos77 November 24, 2020
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buffering

The act of fattening prey for the benefit of oneself.

Buffering Day occurs on 30th January annually, on this day it is common to celebrate by eating the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus-lathered in nut-free peanut butter. Furthermore; decorating ones house in avocadoes and additionally, smearing the letter "B" in avocado puree on ones window panes.
Anyone who fails to participate in Buffering Day will be inevitably beheaded and immediately served to those who cannot afford the head of a Genus Sus.
It is also customary for one to dress up as any Mister Men of ones desire, providing that one also wears clogs on one's extremities.
Eg; Within the ancient tale that posesses the name of "Hansel and Gretel", one can witness the witch attempting to buffer the children.
Eg; "What would one crave for dinner tomorrow for the evening meal that we will be putting into one's mouth and chew and swallow tomorrow on the following day?"
"I long for the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus in order to celebrate Buffering Day and prithee, I will require an avocado that I can smear on the window pane that lies within my dormitory.
"Ok"
by bufferingqueen123 October 29, 2020
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Buffering

The act of fattening prey up for the benefit of oneself.
Buffering Day occurs on 30th January annually, on this day it is common to celebrate by eating the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus- lathered in nut free peanut butter. Furthermore; decorating one’s house in avocados and additionally, smearing the letter “B” in avocado purée on one’s window panes.
Anyone who fails to participate in Buffering Day will inevitably be beheaded and immediately served to those who are unable to afford the head of a Genus Sus.
It is also customary for one to dress oneself up as any Mister Men of one’s desire, providing that one also wears clogs on one’s extremities.
Eg; “Within the ancient tale that possesses the name of “Hansel and Gretel”, one can witness the witch attempting to buffer the children.
Eg; “What would one crave for dinner tomorrow for the evening meal that one will be placing in ones mouth and chewing and swallowing tomorrow on the following day?”
“I long for the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus in order to celebrate Buffering Day, prithee, I will also require an avocado that I can smear on the window pane that lies within my dormitory.”
“Ok”
by bufferingqueen123 October 29, 2020
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love buffer

It means something preventing you from experiencing sexual pleasure fully, for example, a condom.
A: I don't need no love buffer.
B: Then you don't get to f*ck me.
by PointTH June 17, 2017
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Buffering

When you put your nose in a girl’s ass and inhale
I was buffering a girl last night
by LT FuzzyNuts April 20, 2018
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buffering shots

A drinking game in which one watches a film over very slow internet and every time the movie buffers, a shot is taken, hence the name buffering shots. The last person who takes the shot must drink beer out of a bowl.
Alan: Let's put on the Wolf of Wall Street, and every time it pauses we'll do buffering shots.

Jordan: Great idea Alan.
by someoneudontknow101 February 24, 2017
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