Poon Taxi

The vehicle that is used in order for one to transport his or her friends to and from their partner's house; usually in an instance in which the friend will be receiving some type of sexual favor for their partner upon arrival or during the time spent together; most "poon taxi" incidents occur when the friend either does not have a license or a vehicle of their own to drive

Friend: "Hey dude! Please drive me over to my girlfriend's house! She's really horny!"

Me: "No! I've done this too many times and I refuse to keep being your poon taxi!"

by beretta_dilly_whop August 6, 2011

Taxi Driving

(V) To drive recklessly like there is no tomorrow, give the birdie to people who you deem too slow or too law- abiding, all the whole yelling into a bluetooth headset.
Noun: Taxi Drive

Taxi drivers are especially good at taxi driving.

by MyPi February 26, 2019

Oscar's Wacky Taxi

A roller coaster located at Sesame Place in Langhorne, PA. It is known for being filled with airtime, even tough it is a family ride.

Oscar's Wacky Taxi is absolutely epic, in fact, I rank it above Steel Vengeance!

by Kennywood Fanboy March 10, 2019

stolen taxi

A taxi that is driven by someone other than a Sikh which likely means that it is a stolen taxi.

I ordered a taxi to pick me up, but when the taxi arrived it was driven by a white guy. I called the police and they arrested him since it was stolen taxi.

by bugger-off July 17, 2018

Taxi Shower

A taxi shower is common in Wall Street when you are working long hours and do not have time to rest. In this case, you hail a cab, go home and shower quickly while the taxi waits, and head back to work immediately.

I will finish this project by Sunday morning. I’ll just take a taxi shower Sunday morning and can present to the clients Sunday noon.

by Anti-Legwarmers March 3, 2023

Waxy Taxi

when a person rides a guy that has a hairy chest, attaches wax strips on said hairy chest. Riding until close and upon climax yells "Yo Taxi" ripping off the strips.

"Jaimie gave Paul a Waxy Taxi last night, his chest is still sore"

by Master of the Retard Wrangler February 15, 2023

Taxies

Thin rather good looking dudes, usually black, who date really fat chicks often white with kids during tax season to benefit of some of her extra large tax rebates.

"Bro what is up with all these thin dudes holding hands with all these fatties." "Hey yo its tax season, Taxies got to get working for that money too."

by PoeRaven January 10, 2024