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Tactical-Porn

The action in wrestling of watching a quick video of porn before your match, so that when you play referee's position on top, you don't just hope, you guarantee that your opponent will shriek in fear as he feels your rock-hard penis rub against his body, in hopes he forfeits. This works greatly along with Tactical-Viagra.
Coach: hey, get off your phone, your match is next!!
Wrestler: But I need it to get ready for my strategy!!
Coach: but what does your strategy have to do with "small tiny petite asian gets completely smashed by big step-bro with MASSIVE BBC"?
Wrestler: Tactical-Porn!!!
by WTFisThisWebsite? March 23, 2021
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tactical barbie

A scenario in which a military game has very open and diverse customization, therefore you spend a extremely long time customizing your character.
Arma 3 has a massive arsenal, I spent the last hour playing tactical barbie.
by siegebreaker#4721 July 16, 2022
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Tactical Sniff

(v.) The act of covertly sniffing a nice butt.
I was in line for the food truck and this babe with a dump truck was in front of me so I kneeled down to pretend to tie my shoe so I could get a Tactical Sniff.
by DrBlazeD December 26, 2021
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jackboot tactics

Harsh strongarm tactics; repressive, bullying and militaristic tactics like those used in authoritarian or totalitarian countries; - used opprobriously, and often in hyperbolic exaggeration of police tactics in democratic countries.
I was restricted from posting to facebook for 25 hours due to their jackboot tactics
by anonymous October 16, 2021
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Tactical Recovery

Tactical Recovery, a salty as fuck community of Defence members, first responders and veterans who’ve realised WD-40 actually can’t fix all the pineapples in their lives.

A range of muscle recovery products that aren’t shit but could try harder when it comes to packaging.

A brand purely held together by the strength of the Social Media team.
“Oii cnt - I’m sore as fuck”
- sounds like you need some TR time.

“I’ve broken my leg in 7 places with a DVA claim that’s taken 8 years to process, think I might buy some Tactical Recovery salts and zen the fuck out while I wait”

“We’re literally going to fucking quit. The Tactical Recovery Ops team are ruining our vibe” - TR social media team.
by TacticalRecoveryAU November 24, 2021
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Tactical Nuke

A Tactical Nuke is the Superior of all ugly girls. This Tactical Nuke defeats grenades, mines, torpedos, and even the infamous A bomb. If you ever encounter a Tactical Nuke, it's all over.
Shivan: Dude I've been talking to this girl shelly she's so hot.

Bob: Bro she's friends with that girl Demi Brancal she's a Tactical Nuke, so you might as well quit, because its ALL OVER.
by Chase Freyman June 4, 2011
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tactical mute

A Call of Duty youtube video with shitty gay-ass music, such as Disturbed, and makes you immediatley turn the volume off.
"Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the- TACTICAL MUTE!!!!"
by NoodleGuppy October 3, 2011
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