Sriracha Swear

A promise made by interlocking your middle fingers like a pinky promise. If one of the people making the promise doesn't keep it, they have to put Sriracha sauce in their eye.

Nancy: I can't believe Sarah fucked my ex! She Sriracha swore she wouldn't!

Riley: This is why you don't make a Sriracha Swear with a hoe.

by ThePseudonymph July 31, 2016

Sriracha Swear

A promise made by interlocking your middle fingers like a pinky promise. If one of the people making the promise doesn't keep it, they have to put Sriracha sauce in their eye.

Nancy: I can't believe Sarah fucked my ex! She Sriracha swore she wouldn't!

Riley: This is why you don't make a Sriracha Swear with a hoe.

by ThePseudonymph July 31, 2016

dat gurl gotta dic i swear

When u think a gurl a boy.

hey dat gurl gotta dic i swear. I know!

by wetblanket25 October 23, 2019

swear fair

n. A conversation where one or more of the participants curse casually and frequently.

Greg: "%^*& you, you ^*&@ing piece of god%&^ @#$%!"
Bob: "Whoa, watch the swear fair, dude. There's children around here."

by hopeofmen August 15, 2011

I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.

Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count

by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024

elbow swear

a promise that should never be able to be broken, no matter what.

her: you promise?

him: i elbow swear.

by athenalikesolives October 14, 2023

Didn't do shit, I swear

Definitely did something wrong, and is doing a poor job at covering it up.

Doug - "Hey you didn't have anything to do with that missing child, did you?"

Dave - "I didn't do shit, I swear."

by toastyptsd May 11, 2023