Louisiana Snowman

Noun. A green snowman made out of large heads of cabbage.. cuz they aint got no snow.

Why is it even called a Louisiana Snowman if it isnt made out of snow? Where you thinx they gon' find fluffy stuff down rown hyeă?

by chocodile December 11, 2022

Spinning snowflake snowman

A Christmas animated item that little kids (squeakers) spend over $200 on.

"Yo I got a spinning snowflake snowman for $24783!!!!"
"They cost $100 to $250 normally."

by gemmyguy6 January 1, 2023

Frosty the Fudgedipped Snowman

Anally fucking a person with a carrot while dressed like a snowman.

My girl got a Frosty the Fudgedipped Snowman last night.

by SilentSoap December 16, 2023

German snowman

Also known as a North Dakota snowman. The German snow man is achieved by using canned air/"cleaning duster" tipping the can upside down ,then inserting the upside down can spray tip into someones anus and spraying the freezing cold substance. This freezing the person's skin.

I just gave my brother the good old German snowman("North Dakota snowman") so he'd quit complaining about being too warm .

by LyssaMFB November 5, 2022

Frosty the snowman

The act of having sex doggy style and shoving two ice cubes and a carrot in your girls ass

Christmas Eve Cindy and I were having sex, I ran to the kitchen and got some ice and a carrot , then returned to give her a frosty the snowman.

by EET3 November 18, 2022

The Snowman

The action of climbing up a tree and masturbating whilst crying. In reference to Margaret Atwoods character Snowman’s actions on page 134 of the novel Oryx and Crake.

I climbed up a tree outside of my crushes house last night. She had a guy in there so I pulled the snowman

by Kinger13 November 22, 2022

snowman

A cocaine dealer who sells to children.

"Hey Ted did you get anything from the snowman?"
"What the fuck Timmy aren't we like 11?"

by ConsumerofUnbornFetuses January 10, 2022