Food eaten after a night of drinking to ensure you do not blow numbers the following morning. Prevalent with Australian Miners after a hard night at the wet mess.
1: Dude, be careful you're drinking a fair few, you don't want to blow over in the morning.
2: No worries man, I'll make myself a safety sandwich.
1: Sweet, good idea! Pass me a drink.
2: No worries man, I'll make myself a safety sandwich.
1: Sweet, good idea! Pass me a drink.
by piccoli September 26, 2012
Get the safety sandwich mug.Noun: A place of safety or refuge from social outcast, embarrassment, and ridicule constructed via cushion, fabric, and puffs; an inlet of refuge from post-intoxication induced stupidity and promiscuity; the vessel in which one watches horror films, psychological thrillers, or consumes the Domino's pizza (occasionally by the grace of sirmarmasir, all 3 at a time).
"Yo gypsy, you think you're in couch safety right now? You're not - get back to the frialator and don't be stealing no McNuggets!"
"Judy enveloped herself in the swaft of couch safety and began her on-demand rental of 'The Ruins'...'Ah' she thought to herself, 'what a perfect Sunday afternoon'."
"Judy enveloped herself in the swaft of couch safety and began her on-demand rental of 'The Ruins'...'Ah' she thought to herself, 'what a perfect Sunday afternoon'."
by SirMarmASir October 10, 2012
Get the couch safety mug.1) The half-bite you take to test a tasty looking piece of chocolate to avoid unpleasant surprises.
Common practice around holidays like Valentine's Day when those big boxes of chocolates don't come with a candy map printed on the lid.
2) How to stick it to your grandma when she says "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get!"
Common practice around holidays like Valentine's Day when those big boxes of chocolates don't come with a candy map printed on the lid.
2) How to stick it to your grandma when she says "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get!"
Bro: Ugh! Coconut again!
Dude: That's why I always practice a safety bite and save those for my gf .
Dude: That's why I always practice a safety bite and save those for my gf .
by Miss_Adventure March 12, 2011
Get the safety bite mug.when someone makes a joke about something you dont really get, but you know its a joke so you give a short laugh
when someone says: "make sure you check their
pacers before you head out"
you reply with a safety laugh: "haha"
pacers before you head out"
you reply with a safety laugh: "haha"
by ouch123456 July 11, 2011
Get the safety laugh mug.Person 1: "Brooooo, I'm hooking up with Amy tonight!"
Person 2: "Oh nice dude, she's so hot!"
Person 1: "Tell me about it, I'm going to need a quick safety wank before going to her place."
Person 2: "Oh nice dude, she's so hot!"
Person 1: "Tell me about it, I'm going to need a quick safety wank before going to her place."
by BicBoi4000 August 27, 2021
Get the Safety Wank mug.by QueenNikola June 16, 2021
Get the Safety pocket mug.A shaving implement developed by King C Gillette in the early 20th century. Safety razors have a cap, a safety bar, and a handle. These razors use disposable double-edge stainless steel blades.
Safety razors replaced straight razors as the dominant means for a man to shave his face for most of the 20th century until Gillette Co. developed disposable cartridge razors to replace safety razors.
Safety razors replaced straight razors as the dominant means for a man to shave his face for most of the 20th century until Gillette Co. developed disposable cartridge razors to replace safety razors.
Dude: what's with the razor burn?
Bro: my mach 3 tugs at my skin when I shave.
Dude: have you considered using a safety razor?
Bro: what's that?
Dude: the only way to shave.
Bro: my mach 3 tugs at my skin when I shave.
Dude: have you considered using a safety razor?
Bro: what's that?
Dude: the only way to shave.
by RazorRick November 5, 2022
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