sap

Smiling At Phone - you probably don't lol when you see something funny, you just smile.

Kim: Hey, I'm going to send you a funny picture.
Kanye: Well, it best be having me SAP

by medowstar26 June 26, 2016

Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.

I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.

by SpringFellows May 26, 2016

vagina sap

The white vagina sap that comes out of your ugly ass underwhere

"Don't touch that milk with your vagina sap smelly fingers"

by Fat Amy January 5, 2017

Pine Sap Zack

When you get so coked out you end up eating a bunch of pine needles and cuddling up with the family dog instead of paying attention to your beautiful wife

Damn bro Zacks wife Sarah is so hot I can’t believe he’s trying to cuddle the dog instead of her he’s definitely a pine sap Zack

by $horty da Pimp October 19, 2019

SAP

Selfish
Arrogant
Pretentious

Basically a Dickhead.

That actor is such a SAP bruh

by שַׁחֶפֶת November 9, 2020

Sap Sucker

Also a polite way to say fat fucker.

That Travis at work who forgot to submit the bid is one sap sucker

by SSOOORRREEE November 10, 2020

SAP

Suck a pussy

You want to SAP wit me

by Number 1357 December 14, 2020