Sam

Super

At

Masturbation

That guy is shuch a Sam

by Stankkkk March 30, 2019

Sam

Sam is that dude who creeps you out at first and you think that he’s going to just be a self involve jerk. But he’s not. He’s an amazing person and yeah he makes a lot of dirty jokes but he is great at giving advice and is in your corner if you need it. He has amazing corny pickup lines and he is a great friend. If you ever get a chance to be friends with a Sam you should take that offer bc he is a great person and friend. Also even though people call him a player he isn’t bc they weren’t real relationships!

Can we talk about how much of a “player” Sam is??🤣

by DarkAndTwisty April 4, 2019

sam

Someone who is terrible at madden. Top three worst madden players in the world. Sucks At Madden

little boy you could never beat me at madden you're just a sam.

by sinker of buckets April 7, 2019

Sam

Probably pulls MAD hoes.

Yeah that sam kid, he pulled three chicks just LAST NIGHT!

by udisjej September 29, 2019

Sam

Sam is the nicest person ever. He will always be there for you and he always has your back. He is honestly the BESTEST person in the world

"Sam is the best"
"I'm so lucky to have him in my life"

by Smart kid fan October 10, 2019

Sam

Sam could either be a great person, or a jerk.

Wow that sam is a HUNK A HUNKA

Y u bully me

by BENTHEHUMAN October 10, 2019

Sam

The army friend who always dies saving someone.

"I had a buddy named Sam. He died saving my life."

by Blueisthesaddestcolour May 28, 2018