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QWERTY

when a human needs to define qwerty but feels bored and types it backwards
man on keyboard: wut dus qwerty meen???
computer screen: QWERTY is a keyboard design for Latin-script alphabets.
man on keyboard: oh huh.
computer screen: idiot.
by Stevyman1345 February 13, 2019
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Qwerty Shitwaffle

The result of dedicating on a laptop keyboard, then slamming the laptop lid closed, producing a keyboard texture fecal pile, resembling a waffle pattern.
Let's all hit ourselves in the head with hammers and then make Qwerty Shitwaffles for breakfast.
by zuulybully October 9, 2018
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the qwerty is dave
by Brody McMillan April 1, 2023
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I am lazy to learn how to type, so I will show you that I can type: qwerty
by weirdGuy24 January 15, 2023
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Qwerty

Me:Y'all be prepared for this. I'm about to teach you something important.
You: THE FUDGE? I DON'T WANNA LEARN ANYTHING RN!! I JUST FREAKING GOT OUT OF (School/work) I DON'T WANNA LEARN ANYTHING!!!
Me: Well, we're learning something new anyways!
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Me: So basically, Qwerty is this super awesome old dude who invented the keyboard in 1874.
You: *Spits out your (Favorite drink)*
You: DANG, HE'S OLD!!!
Me: Yup. So anyways, he invented the keyboard, and you see the top letters say "QWERTY"?
You: *Looks down at (Your device//Most likely your computer/laptop//) Uh...no...?
Me:...
You: WHATEVER, JUST GET OVER WITH IT ALREADY!!!
Me: So yeah, he invented the keyboard with his name on it, cuz he thought he would be popular, and blah blah blah, he jumbled up the letters so it would be better for your brain, la la la la laaaaaaah.
You: Oh.
Me: WHO CARES ABOUT HISTORY!!!
You: YEAH!!!
Me: Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper,
Junior, double, triple Whopper,
Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers,
I rule this day.

Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup,
It's OK if I don't want that,

Impossible or bacon Whopper,
Any Whopper my way.

You rule, you're seizing the day,
At BK, have it your way.

You rule!
Me: Yeah. That was very long. Sorry about that....But atleast you ended up learning about why your keyboard says Qwerty, AND you got the lyrics to the Burger King ad!
You: What an absolute waste of time
Me: Hey!
by WaitBellaIsThatYou?-Uh'-' February 2, 2023
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a common use password for brain dead 12 year old kiddo
Gaben : password? lets use qwerty
by uwu12yearoldqwerty user October 13, 2023
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QWERTY

qwerty is the first six letters on the keyboard, usually for the "QWERTYUIOP" keyboard. most people get bored and do this keyword sometimes, usually dragging their finger across the keyboard.
Jacob: ugh, im so bored.. what should i do i have nothing i can write.. *randomly keeps on typing QWERTY on the keyboard*
by breh :> October 25, 2023
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