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Piss and Pour

When stuck in an automobile, in a traffic jam for instance, using a cup or other receptacle to urinate, then emptying out of the window or door.
Sorry Dave, give me that empty soda bottle, we've been stuck here for an hour. Need to piss and pour, or I'll do it in my pants.
by Mike Chong February 12, 2023
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pour me up

to pour the person who said the term an alcoholic beverage.
by carebearsie February 14, 2023
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poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.
Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
by Bacon friez November 3, 2023
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Montana Pour

The technique of pouring beer into a glass without tilting the glass, to get a beer that’s mostly foam.
Bro, I need to get bigger drinking glasses. Right now when I do a Montana pour, I can only get half of a Heineken in.
by BigAl1996 November 26, 2023
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Montana pour

The technique of pouring a beer and not tilting the glass, in order to get a beer that’s mostly foam.
I really gotta buy some huge drinking glasses so a full Heineken fits when I want to do a Montana pour.
by BigAl1996 November 26, 2023
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pour amino

My lover thinking’s it’s now time to pour an amino down the drain and call it a day
A waiter walks up to you-
“Sir, how may I serve you?”
You look at him and nod your head.

“One glass of amino please”
The waiter stands back in a shocked stance.

“But sir, that is our finest item on the menu.”
You nod your head again and let out a small smirk, stroking your chin.

“I know” you say in a low voice.
“Thank you for pouring amino”

Pour amino
by Daddy zhongli October 5, 2021
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Patty Pour

The three to four drop dribble at the bottom of a champagne to which you offer your friend for one last drink…..primarily at brunch!
Can I have one more glass of Champs? Sure, here you go. Oh my God, that is a Patty Pour!
by anonymous August 22, 2021
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