dirt poisoning

When you hit the ground too hard and die.

"Jimmy jumped out of a plane without a parachute and got a lethal dose of dirt poisoning"

by HospitalBills October 22, 2019

Poison dick

That dick that’s real good, but that motherfucker attached to it is toxic. So he got that poison dick.

Alex has had me in his grips for years, that motherfucker got poison dick, for real!

by LizyyyB March 30, 2021

Poisonous Mangoes

Motherfuckers who are high as fuck and/or are losers

Look at that fucking anime kid he on them poisonous mangoes

by muchingdinks June 22, 2022

Poisoned Phallus

A gentleman’s throbber which, when excited, emits a sour, curdled, vinegar like load with the capacity to poison its recipient (if any). Always point away away from face.

Ste presented Shaun with his poisoned phallus whilst Trev willingly watched on.

by john-thomas-2021 October 8, 2021

dick poison

A woman who has many STDs

That woman is dick poison

by anonsequitur January 6, 2015

sincerity poisoning

essentially the opposite of irony poisoning

When someone's sense of genuineness is so overboard that it becomes schmaltzy, overly sentimental, or corny. Baby boomers tend to be infected with this, especially celebrity boomers when talking about other celebrities (for example, Joe Piscopo). While the sincerity coming from the poisoned individual may, in fact, feel real to them, others around them will often identify it as fraudulent or overly nice.

1: Did you get Bill's email apologizing for all the little things he's done over the last year? Most of those weren't even a big deal anyways.

2: Yeah, I got that email. Bill used to be really sarcastic and ironic a lot in a funny, dry way, but I think it was too much for me.

1: People really saw him as emotionally disconnected, I think. Now he has sincerity poisoning to make up for it.

by DOOM_KAAL October 4, 2018

plot poison

The opposite of plot armor

Instead of characters being too strong or unkillable, mass amounts of them die instead.

Akame ga Kill had way too much plot poison. Nearly all of the characters died in that one.

by Condroy northw3ll December 10, 2017