Schrodinger’s Negative

A negative contraction added to a statement retroactively depending on the public opinion of that statement. Disregard all contextual statements surrounding the statement.

“I don’t see why it would be Russia.” To Schrodinger’s Negative: “I don’t see why it wouldn’t be Russia.”

by Pizzaghazi July 27, 2018

true negative

Negative or critical information that gives the viewer a complete map of their respective context but does not give them a sense of direction.

In Kantian ethics a true negative is functionally equivalent to a false positive.

A true negative is a map without directions. A false positive is directions without a map.

by sandraxine September 17, 2018

Negative Rizz

When you can't talk to girls

Drylan has negative rizz they way he fumbles all his girls

by Atypical_Person May 3, 2023

Neg Kelly

A fat person neg Kelly- big belly

“Seen that fella over there lad”

“Hahaha arrrr he’s neg Kelly him watttt”

by R kid mixer man September 23, 2023

negative 60

Negative 60 is when you get an embarrassing score playing cards

Hey Marshall I heard you got a negative 60

by anonymous May 19, 2022

Negative Curfew

A set time at which an individual must not leave a social event before.

Used when someone is known to often go home very early at organised social events.

Usually secured by some kind of agreement involving a penalty if broken.

“Why’s Gareth still at this party, he’s usually got a lift home from Liam by 8pm hasn’t he?”

“Nah bro, he’s got a negative curfew with the group chat. Otherwise he’ll be in bed by 8:30 and he’ll regret it in the morning.”

by LKilby April 15, 2022

Negative Six

When someone is six feet under, another way to say they are dead.

Jay went negative six after he ripped his plug

by trapstick March 17, 2021