Mosquito Hairy Masturbation

A mosquito with very hairy private parts wanks to pictures of mosquito boobies.

Mhm Gurl. = Mosquito Hairy Masturbation | Growing Unlimited Red Lust

by juddily November 24, 2024

Mosquito Cult

A group of gay middle schoolers who usually summon demons and watch shows like helluva boss and hazbin hotel

"those kids are a part of a mosquito cult"

by The gay child January 13, 2025

mosquitoes

a disgrace to humanity

"mosquitoes are HORRIBLE, I HATE MOSQUITOES"

by $oda Tabz June 20, 2025

Mosquito

A person who yaps in your ear all the time to your dismay

Grace is such a mosquito when she talks about winning the soccer championship

by Julian_kissme August 27, 2025

Mosquitoing

To suck one tiny part of a story, quote, or situation out of context and then buzz around annoying everyone with it.

“Instead of reporting the whole study, that commentator was mosquitoing a single sentence to make it sound scary.”

by Homer that Meows September 23, 2025

Transylvanian mosquito

The act of eating a girl out then biting her vagina hard enough to draw blood that you keep inside your mouth, after which she proceeds to give you head and repeat the process, ending the sexual encounter with a kiss, thus transferring the blood in each other's mouths.

Boy: "Care to engage in a consensual Transylvanian mosquito, my fair maiden?"
Girl: "Why the fuck are you dressed up as Dracula?"

by Insightfulfrog96 January 5, 2026

mosquito

The satan of nature.

"I just got bitten by a mosquito."

by Itz KittyPinkiez June 9, 2024