Michael

Michael-a guy with a big dick who is very funny and crazy and gets stoned

Oh look Leah it's Michael and his fine ass

by Tati22 June 4, 2018

Michael

when a guy ignores you for weeks after he gets upset

Lisa: how are things going with Luke?
Janet: Um, I called him out on his aggressive attitude and now he's pulling a Michael
Lisa: aw poor you

by redrubyroses May 25, 2018

Michael

Sporty, cocky, good with women, good at about everything he plays or does

Niggerman: that Michael is a god at basketball

Niggerboi: ya he is

by Niggerwomen November 14, 2019

Michael

Michael- a tall handsome guy who can make any girl fall for him with one smile. He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet . A Michael has a voice of an Angel. No matter what you do Michael will be there to help when you need him.

Girl 1: do you see that guy? He is so cute.
Girl 2: heels such a Michael

by Sassygirl7 April 3, 2019

Michael

A Presidential man

"Who's that kid in the navy khakis?"
"Oh that's Michael"

by Alfred O'Reilly April 4, 2019

Michael

Cutest,funniest,nicest guy you will ever meet. Everyone hr becomes friends with will eventually have the biggest crush on him. You are very lucky if you find a Michael like this, he might just go after you!

Jess :OMG I have the biggest crush on Michael!
Kara :Lol me too!
Halaya: Haha girls he is already mine!

by crazy cookie 047 May 6, 2019

Michael

Michael is the most handsome, wickedly smart, charming, kindest and sexiest man in the world. He will capture a girl's heart like no other man could. Dreams of him will keep you asleep. Being with him will keep you alive.

Wasn't supposed to, but I fell head over heels in love with Michael.

by Dontgetattached August 13, 2019