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Listen

A thing people won't do when you have glasses
Guy with glasses: STOP!!! I'M NOT BLIND!!! PLEASE LISTEN!!!
Guy without glasses: How do you see?
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Listening

Person: "OMG WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING!"
You: "Listen I wa-"
Person: "NO YOU LISTEN TO ME WHY WOULD YOU FUCK MY DAD THINKING IT WAS ME"
You: "Are you even listening to me?"
by YoCheeseJesus June 24, 2021
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Listen lady whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo

Well my name is skyler white yo….

My husband is Walter white yo…
Uh hu…
Mrs.white:hey you!
Jessie:Listen lady whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo.
by Gtagamer1000000 September 20, 2022
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Listen for buffalo

While on one’s knees, one leans forward and places one’s ear to the ground, relaxes one’s sphincter and takes air into one’s colon. Once the colon is cavernous, one must clinch the sphincter and seal the deal. One then clinches the stomach muscles, forcing the air back out into the local atmosphere with a loud farting noise.
He bent down to listen for buffalo, the air surged into his anus and then roared back out with fury.
by Unkleslam January 21, 2022
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Listening to his pants

"Listening to his pants" is a dude being super horny and doing whatever his pants and dick are telling him to do
Wow Steve has really been "Listening to his pants" recently
by pollipol March 23, 2022
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drink listening

Drinking red wine and listening to music on a Friday night after getting out of a nice hot shower.
I'm drink listening to love on the brain by Rihanna
by Rihannafan2020 December 4, 2020
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