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by Defiantly Not Jonathan November 6, 2020
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Jonathans (or also called Jon at Hans cock) are a rare example of how to express shesh.
The name can be traced back to the Ancient Greece empire, where it got used as an slang word for anal sex. Jonathan’s are more likely to have aids or std. But ones you find a German Jonathan don’t hesitate, they are clean like a queen.
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Jonathan means Gift Of God (which is very very ture) He's a great friend and he's not too shy and not too talkative. Jonathan is super creative and very smart but dose not like putting his brain to it's full capacity. He loves Sports and makes only the best friend. He's a fun guy to be around but sometimes he tries to be too funny. He will never stay mad at someone for more than 2 hours. Just a great guy to be around.
Hey I met this guy at park playing some sports, he was a great guy I think his name was Jonathan
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The only one in any friend group to get pussy and dick. Mostly dick. Is a sub and can only bust when given permission by his dom daddy.
Person 1: Omg he's such a Jonathan
Person 2: He looks ripe for breeding :)
Person 3: Tag Team?????
Person 2: Hell yeah!
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He is being such a Jonathan
by Jonathan Sucks October 26, 2018
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The thickest boy on Earth! Thick af in ANYTHING he wears! makes straight men question their sexuality. makes girls jealous af
Friend 1: DAMN DID YOU SEE JONATHAN IN THOSE PANTS ?!!?!!!

Friend 2: Helps me beat ma meat!
Homeless man: Just made me bust a nut!
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