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Jellyfishing

Verb: The exaggerated, somewhat fluid, disorganized, and sporadic body movements or gait a person abusing a combination of opiates, benzodiazepines and methanphetamines may exhibit.
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He was Jellyfishing all over the place when he got off the train and I knew instantly he was abusing opiates and benzodiazepines again.

She was a jellyfish.

He jellyfished around as we stood there talking.
by NM-lfk May 27, 2018
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Jellyfish

From jelly, verb, describing an action like posting or mentioning an action, event, or status, with that action's purpose to include, even accidentally, a reaction of jealousy from the audience.
Ex: "Charlie posted pictures of himself in Scotland. Homie be jellyfishing."
"My ex's sister said my ex just got engaged. Girl just trying to jellyfish me."
by The23LLTT May 30, 2017
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Detroit River Jellyfish

Hey do you have a detroit river jellyfish I could snatch? I’m trying to bang this bad bitch from math class.
by bad boy billy November 14, 2017
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jellyfishing

the opposite of catfishing. someone who seems bland and simple on social media but stings you with so much more sexiness in person.
Guy 1: Dude, remember that Ashley girl I showed you on Tinder? Probably not because her profile sucked. Well, last night I met up with her and she was SO HOT! Totally knocked me off my feet.

Guy 2: Now THAT is what I call jellyfishing!
by urbanpersuasion May 8, 2018
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Jellyfish

An American politician who has no solid stance on political issues. They constantly change their views and opinions. They'll say one statement than say the opposite later on, without justification or reason. This is usually a maneuver many politicians make to garner more votes.

Famous examples of Jellyfish include:
-Hilary Clinton
-Donald Trump
Politician: "I support gun control."

Politician literally the next day after : "I am against gun control."

Voter: "Don't support this guy, he's a jellyfish."
by MatthewX October 10, 2016
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premade jellyfish

its be your jelly but a fish⍨ ,as well it been premade by a dick shit like lewis.

marry dick shit🌵🐾🌳🦔🦔🦔🐕🐳🦔
sam: hay were my jelly
lewis:i made a premade jellyfish

sam:noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
by ciller cattle March 13, 2020
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evil jellyfish

when you’re on your period and you feel a jellyfish like thing flop out of your vagina
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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