israel

If you repeat a lie often enough, eventually it becomes Israel.

Israel's army is "the most moral army in the world"
>Proceeds to commit inhuman war crimes

by nobodyknows. September 26, 2024

Israeled

When you commit a terrorist attack and then find yourself dead and buried under rubble, along with all of your terrorist friends, you've been Israeled.

Hassan Nasrallah and Hezbollah fired thousands of missiles at Israel, killed hundreds of US Marines and French soldiers, and hijacked the entire country of Lebanon. He and a his commanders were finally killed in a devastating example of FAFO. Justice was served. They got Israeled.

by BookGuySD September 30, 2024

Israel is not stolen

People say Israel is stolen because they hate the Jews owning land, literally Israel existed before Palestine, before Islam was a real religion, the Islamic regime stole Israel from the Jews, after the Jews were exiled by the Romans, Palestine is not mentioned once in the Koran but Israel is (But for Jews, not Muslims), and they should realize Palestinian is not an ethnicity, it never was, it's a nationality the actual land belonged to the Jews, since 3000 years ago, Judaism and Christianity formed there this is the truth the leftist media wants to hide.

For more information look up Conservapedia, and search for Israel and Palestine.

Free Palestine From Islam (the territory) (Make it part of Israel)

Israel is not stolen when people say GRRR I HATE I ISRAEL THEY STOLE IT FROM THE MUSLIMS!!!!

You should know Israel came way before Palestine, It is not mentioned in the Koran once, the Muslims just stole it from the Jews by invading it, they have no claim to the land.

by Death To Islam October 23, 2024

Israel

He is such an incredible and loving guy. Although he does struggle with being nice and is not much of a social person, with specific few he is incredible. Living, caring, and and overall best boyfriend you could ever have. He does not like to talk about his feelings, worrying people, and has trust issues due to his past but He will never leave your side and will always be there for you no matter what. He will encourage you and forever care for you. Don’t loose someone like him and keep Izzy with you always

Guy: Hey, have you seen Israel
Girl: oh yeah he’s chillin with his Gf
Guy: Dang, he’s really dedicated to her, that’s so sweet.

by GCGG December 23, 2024

America Does Not Stand With Israel

Israel can eat a dick. The Jews can eat a dick. The Israeli Jews are getting more out of America than the America creator of AI! How is that possible? In what world? Well, a world where the Jews think they are God. This is why Hilter. They attack Iran. It's 'preemptive self-defense.' You retaliate in any way shape or form? Terrorism. Who decides who gets nukes and who does not? Doesn't matter. The Jews don't have to submit to any other authority.

Hym "Um... No America does not stand with Israel. Ted Cruz need to stop lying over there because we do not give a single fuck about Israel."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

Israel

When you steal someone's house and then get shocked when they hate you as a result

Najda: "You are such an Israel"
Yochanan: "And if I don't Israel it, someone else will"

by VivaPalestina June 15, 2025

Israel

A country founded in 1948 as part of a UN resolution recognizing Jewish self-determination.

The day it was founded, there was a big mess and the nations of Jordan, Syria, Lebanon, and Egypt invaded Israel and lost, thus losing parts of the area dedicated to Palestinians in a war that they themselves started.

Israel is a country in the Southern Levant.

by person@person June 24, 2025