internet

A place where absolutely nothing happens.

I am using "Internet" in a sentence.

by Phoojoeniam September 14, 2003

The Internet

The only place where you can see a 5"4' asian woman get bukkaked by 8 black guys.

Guy1: WTF is this?
Guy2: Welcome to the internet.

by Milosh the Russian Medic November 22, 2011

Internetting

Verb: The act of using of the internet. i.e. surfing the world wide web
Infinitive: To internet

1. The other day I was internetting, and I found a video of a dolphin taking a bong rip.

2. Bro, do you even internet?

by Heisenberg's Pimp April 29, 2014

internet

It's a series of tubes.

"The Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes."

by SteamGunner January 26, 2007

internet

Supposedly a medium for exchanging data and educational resources. Now it's just a place where you can find porn, warez, and drugs.

I'm gonna go surf the Internet today.

by AYB March 10, 2003

The Internet

One of the smartest achievements of mankind which has been taken over by some of the dumbest people on the planet.

English: Hey, look what I found on the internet!

Internet Speak: OLOLOL LOOK WHAT I FOUNDZ ON TEH INTERNETZ!

by bat_hero May 31, 2009

internetted

When you're intending to go and do something useful and get caught in the tantalizing web that the internet is. Stumble, or IM or Facebook. You name it, and the distraction exists.

A : Oh? I thought you were going to bed early today.

B : Yeah man, I intended to . But I got totally internetted and got delayed.

by Gradstudent6 December 16, 2010