Minecraft

A cheap drug in which you build and remove blocks to make awe inspiring structures. Its more addictive than heroin.

Mother: What are you doing in your room? You've been in here for 2 hours, you're not jerking off are you?
Son: No, shut the fuck up I'm playing Minecraft

by BlackShakespeare February 11, 2021

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The game that everyone makes fun of but in reality its better than most games and its like 10 yrs old

lets play minecraft

by TheRealYEET#5332 March 4, 2021

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A game that you build what you want and kill everything else

"yo I just got minecraft and I made a house!" "That's cool I made a mansion! It took me a while but that's just thing's you can do in minecraft"

by Kil3r420 April 16, 2021

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by callmebenz May 10, 2021

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Minecraft is a really good excuse for someone to get out of your room.

by Who's Candace? May 10, 2021

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NIGGA THIS SHIT IS THE MOST MOFO BADASS GAME OF ALL TIME!! FUCK FORTNITE YOU STUPID BITCH!! GO MINECRAFT!!

Person 1: wanna play minecraft

Person 2: are you fucking retarded, of course I do you dumb whore!!
Person 1: (dies from getting stabbed with person 1’s diamond sword)

by Anonymous 8200 July 13, 2019

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