Ian

Adjective: stuttering, awkward control freak.
someone who can sit in a room for extended periods of time amongst friends and family and say nothing, only laughing nervously and talking about everything from his perspective!

"I wish this ian would bring somthing to the conversation" "he, he, he.

Ian - "It's all done to me,I'm not responsible for anything"

by oldblihqegobveit April 10, 2009

Ian

A nublet who tries to appear cool by hanging out with the people he deems to be "cool." Within the group he hangs out with, he usually says little to nothing, smiles and laughs like a child, and says "What?" in an incredulous manner everytime you make fun of him. He is extremely easy to make fun of, having no "backbone" of any sort, and only responds with his classic "What?" expression. You are able to control, manipulate and take whatever you want from him, as he will not fight back or refuse.

God, Ian, why are you such a nublet?

by Justin Chang July 28, 2008

Ian

ian is a dumb cunt who thinks he is cool but isn't at all. :)

Gosh ian is sooo dumb.

by yoyoyoyoyhjhjhjh November 19, 2018

Ian

One who is never correct

That guy is an ian

by Brad_is_better_than_ian July 6, 2017

Ian

ABSOLUTE TRASH. BITCHTITS. IS GAY AND LOVES COCK. Hopes to be a famous indian pornstar around the globe!

Thats a kinky ian right there
I WANT IAN IN ME

by Best fuckboy around;) December 21, 2018

Ian

Not dope

Ian is not dope

by Theladyinchanel June 13, 2018

Ian

A guy who can make a 3 hour backstory from a single word. Always stressed and finds a way to bore an entire room in a manner of seconds. A great guy with good intentions. Still annoying as fuck sometimes.

guy: oh shit, it's ian
girl: don't engage or you'll never escape his grasp!

by Mason Henderson September 24, 2018