Houston

Houston is really nice and understanding is big in goals and dreams is good at hiding his feelings besides that houston is so handsome, fine, hot intelligent, majestic houston is very honest too he cares a lot but he’s mostly busy

Houston -Stop with ur attitude
Houston after a Few mins later*
Houston- I jus wanna be*d you over. And show u how much I like you

by user4242738981 November 21, 2023

Houston

Someone who is deceased

Slay finna boots houston is deceased mama

by Slaygirlslay133 November 7, 2021

Dirty Houston

When you sit in your room of your mothers house for 365 days masturbating with a VR headset into your Pot Noodle.. Then eating the noodles.

Oh there’s another Dirty Houston..

by riverdthecactus September 6, 2021

Houston

The most diverse city in the US, with a huge Asian/Indian population.

Man, I love going to school in Houston, it's very diverse and the people are respectful and well behaved. The only issue is my class rank is shit even though my grades are good.

by StormBread September 18, 2021

Houston

The reason why the Dallas Cowboys don't dominate all of Texas.

How do we get Houston to join us Cowboys?

by The guy from Scam Support Inc. May 11, 2022

Houston

A measurement of 200 miles, about the distance from San Antonio to Houston.

I was so excited to find out we were a Houston away from getting home from this trip.

by AB365 January 16, 2022

Houston Blackface

When you take a shit on a bald lady’s head and rub it into her face.

“Hey did you take part in the houston blackface last week?”

by NotAFruitSalad May 31, 2022