floss handjob

Attempting to do the dance known as the "floss" whilst giving a handjob.

WARNING: dick yanking is inevitable.
Side Affects may include: needing a dick transplant, or needing your dick reattached.

ER nurse: What are you in for?
Dude: I'd rather not say..
ER nurse: Then I can't help you.
Dude: My girlfriend tried giving me a floss handjob, and it really hurts!

by sweden2020 April 27, 2021

testicle handjob

when a girl jerks off a guy with a very tiny dick by grabbing his balls and jerking them up and down the shaft of his chode

fatass randy is upset because all the hoes want to give him testicle handjobs due to his pathetic dong

by anyone but fatass randy January 17, 2008

reverse handjob

Beating the shit out of a ballsack until the erection has dissipated.

"He called me another woman's name during sex, so I got off and gave him a reverse handjob instead!"

by psychosocialpseudonyms February 28, 2016

Chinatown handjob

(n)--slang term for the business practice of selling something for far below its value, sometimes unwittingly but often for unethical or illegal reasons.

Refers to the often ridiculously cheap prices asked by massage parlors in Chinatowns for manual stimulation of the genitals.

You only asked $200.00 for your big screen HDTV? Man, did THAT guy get a Chinatown handjob!

by Darryl X. August 24, 2008

Coffee Handjob

Repeatedly moving a coffee sleeve up and down on a coffee cup.

Quit giving your coffee a coffee handjob.

by hiphugger09 May 10, 2010

Fancy Handjob

When 2 gentleman wearing top hats and monocles start to jerk each other off while drinking tea

Hey would you like to give me a fancy handjob?

by HawkeyeHamilton December 15, 2013

russian handjob

when a girl jerks you off and finishes off on her tits.

Olga gave me a russian handjob at the new place last night, it would have been better if she had bigger tits.

by big eazzzy May 22, 2008