smoke hand

One who masturbates so frequently or so furiously that one would expect to see his hand smoking afterwards.

Have you seen Adam today? No, we got high speed internet last week and he's been in his room ever since. Man, what a smoke hand.

by 3rd from the left May 11, 2010

Whackin' Hand

Hand or hands of an individual male that have been used to pleasure oneself.

Person #1: why didn't you give Rick a high 5?

Person #2: i ain't touching his hand yo, it's a whackin' hand.

by DaPredator May 17, 2010

hand shaker

Stick Shift Car or Truck

Real men drive hand shakers

by Scott367 April 5, 2007

Hand twins

When you find something in common with someone else that involves your hand.

My friend: (smacks hand on table) wow it tingles
Everyone else: (smacks their hands on a table) I don’t feel anything

Me:(smacks my hand on table) wow it’s tingling!
Me and friend: we are hand twins!

by Hdjfskabdhsjbekif September 11, 2019

Dry-Handed

Receiving a vigorous hand job but unable to nut one out. Just a lot of yanking and total regret.

Carrie finally gave me a handy last night. How was it? Not good. Totally Dry-Handed.

by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017

Hand Wax

Feverish and vigorous wanking and fapping of the male or female genitals. May be masturbation and self-gratification or a nice friendly helping hand from another to get you off.

Roger loves to hand wax watching internet porn.

Sheila likes to slip into the stall in the bathroom as work for a quick hand wax.

I paid that toothless prostitute $5 for a hand wax.

My step mom likes to slip into my room and give me a hand wax.

Rachel's first female experience was when her roommate gave her a hand wax.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017

Pilgrim Hand

When one farts then proceeds to check their pants for a shart. Upon removal of the hand it is covered in shit, much like the hand of a pilgrim after wiping their ass.

Dude I farted yesterday and totaly pilgrim handed it!

by Sesamack20 August 20, 2013