dopey grunt

rhyming slang for the word cunt.

in america, calling someone a cunt can net you in big trouble as the word is deeply offensive to americans, just not to the british, australians, new zealanders, scottish or the irish. so to circumvent this, calling an american a dopey grunt should help get you around this.

kelvin: remember mate, over in america, don't call any american a cunt. it can land you in massive trouble. remember to call them a dopey grunt. they'll be none the wiser.
george: yep. heard you loud and clear.

by maqs malone November 14, 2021

Grunt

Chunky foul smelling substance consisting of poop, sweat and other substances found in the butt crack leading all the way to the asshole. Found mostly in the taint area as a result of not charging properly. Substance created as a result of swamp ass

Dude, he smells like grunt…

by Cthulhall09 September 23, 2021

Grunts

Grunts are yourragegaming superior viewers while subs dick ride Josh all day. subs often say "w mode" showing that they really dick suck/ride Josh. the subs have no sense of humor while grunts have amazing humor, subs are 300 pounds of pure fat while grunts are bodybuilders and get bitches, subs never leave their house and get no bitch's and often beat they beat to Josh (grunts on top)

"Why are Grunts so sexy" "idk they just superior in every way possible"

by GlockWhispers July 26, 2021

Grunt

the useless person with a cross on their face who appears all the time in madness combat. also they get shipped with anyone

Agent 1: have you seen Grunt? Agent 2:no

by Boxofcereal February 15, 2022

Grunt

A female or a male that is ugly and is very needy.

Don't go for her, she is a grunt

by TTTMG December 11, 2024

Gunt Grunt

When a fat bitch queefs

Larry: “Damn that fat bitch just queefed” Tom: “no she just Gunt Grunted”

by TjScully September 19, 2025

Grunt Cunts

The butch lesbian version of the term Scissor Sisters, can also be referred to as moist mullets, team karens, or old tuna boats.

me: "I was at the bar and saw two chicks making out last night."
friend: "Nice! How hot were they? A couple of fine scissor sisters?"
me: "Hell no, they looked like frumpy men, they were grunt cunts."

by Fennigan-igan January 29, 2025