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Goon

Shit soft faggots call themselves.
"y0 br0 im such a go0n! #YOLO"
>the "goon" proceeds to mow the lawn for his allowance money.
by GoonSlayer August 21, 2012
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party goon

Someone of higher class who is renowned for hosting lavish parties and events and has a reputation for having knowledge of all bars, clubs and spots around the area.
Look at Rafa, he’s such a party goon, no one in college throws parties like him.
by Dr. Douglas July 4, 2021
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Goon Light

Exceptionally good down lighting that highlights the display on well defined muscles.
Nick became overwhelmingly happy after her finished his strict curls because his arms looked absolutely jacked in the goon light.
See also: “Dancing in the Goon Light”
by JustDancinInTheGoonLight November 22, 2020
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goon rat

by Jackstevo2 April 2, 2017
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Booty Goon

An individual who preys upon booty, specifically male booty, in the streets or in the confines of a detention center.
Don’t play with me man, I got booty goons on standby. They will take your ass and make you their bitch!
by padre June 5, 2021
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Fixie Goon

A person who rides a fixed gear bike with no brakes , the brakes are their legs. They are usually seen running red lights , pulling wheelies , skidding , etc .
Miggy : look at Fabian , he just ran that red light on his bike

Johnny : yea he’s a fixie goon
by Pacha May 1, 2019
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Goon Of Fortune

Derived from the popular game show 'Wheel of Fortune', this involves pegging a number bags of goon to a rotary clothesline such as the very Australian, Hills Hoist. Partners stand around the clothesline and the host (usually in a dress) spins the clothesline and goon of fortune is shouted out. When the bags stop whatever partners, one must scull the goon whilst the other partner performs some sort of stunt (running around, push ups etc) come back and tag their partner who stops drinking. This continues until the goon runs out.
1: Dude, what happened to your shirt.
2: Goon of fortune.
by spooned May 24, 2005
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