Gift Narc

A person who tells the recipient of a gift what the gift is before the person actually receives it.

During the Christmas Holiday, the wife called her husbands place of employment looking for him. Despite knowing he had stepped out to buy his wife something at Tiffany's, the phone receptionist answered, "He's at Tiffanys shopping."
To which the wife responded, "He's going to but me something at Tiffanys!!!" A co-worker called the phone receptionist a "gift narc" for ruining the holiday surprise.

by bonafied cracker December 30, 2011

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Poke gift

A gift a woman buys a man after the hardship of poking to create life .

I would like my poke gift for this hardship.

by Pokemaster March 11, 2023

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Re-gifting

When a woman lets a man finish inside of her, doesn’t shower and then meets up with another man shortly after, where he gives her head and unknowingly consumes the remains of the previous man’s bodily fluids

Did you hear that Tina was re-gifting last night?

by HotPocky January 15, 2023

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Gift day

Gist day is when you give your best friend,
Girlfriend or boyfriend a gift

Hey best friend here you go

Best friend: why are you giving me a gift

Because it’s November 25th give aka gift day!!!

by Baby shark 🦈 November 3, 2019

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Fireman’s Gift

n. A big, fat, long hose packed tightly in a red Speedo.

I was suntanning in my bikini at the beach and it had been so long that my lady garden was on fire, so I called over the lifeguard and to my surprise I was greeted with a fireman’s gift.

by Word Doctor 1 October 29, 2021

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Gifted Bee

A bee that’s been gifted in the game of bee swarm simulator. It grants additional buffs, for example a brave bee who gets one attack power when gifted.

I wanted to hatch a good Gifted Bee with this star egg, but instead got Gifted Brave Bee! Bruh!

by defined.com November 24, 2022

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