The Funnel Cake

A man gathers his baby gravy into a receptacle, dries it, grinds it into a powder, keeps it next to his bed.

When engaging in the sex, just before climax, the man would grab a handful of nut powder and blow it into the face of his partner, thus powdering her like a Funnel Cake.

Oh ya bro, I gave her the Funnel cake last night.

by goddammitbonnie April 30, 2022

funnel job

when a guy lays on his stomach and a girl shoves a funnel up his ass and pisses in it

when her boyfriend passed out she gave him a funnel job.

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

Fruity Funnel

Requiring two people (minimum), the host inserts the end of a vape (e-cigarette) into their anus leaving the mouth piece exposed. The second person proceeds to take a puff whilst the host farts through the vape leaving a nutty after-taste to your chosen vape flavour. This can be chained Human Centipede style for a group of as many people as you'd like.

That's vape has an awesome flavour, have you tried it fruity funnel style?

by CBRadi0 February 12, 2022

the dark funnel

Online purchasing behavior is not linear, but the classic attribution model wants it to be. Instead, most leads come in via word of mouth that's untrackable. In-person chats, DMs, Slack conversations, podcast mentions, etc.

Because you can't measure those, it's called the dark funnel.

I've heard that Wynter gets all its leads through the dark funnel

by mrB2B April 13, 2022

funnel

the better frat on burrill ave, not to be mistaken with sigma chi

college student #1: I heard the funnel was getting a keg tonight
college student #2: Great, i spent my last 5 bucks on kentacohut, i guess ill have to use laundry quarters again

by jim March 8, 2005

Morgan Funnell

a weird person like really weird who is also old and close to death morgan likes to go play bingo with her friends on tuesdays she is a mother of 7 or 6 and they are white and eat dry chicken

Is that Morgan Funnell ? What a freak!!!

by gojosgf February 27, 2021

Funnel

Loose tobacco sprinkled on or mixed in with weed when rolling a joint making it easier to inhale or "making it hit better"

"What's that brown thing you putting on the joint?"

"Funnel, to make it hit harder"

by nakatomi May 25, 2021