femboy found in Poland

(phrase) an alternative to „fork found in kitchen" . Typically used to express a feeling towards either suspected or already known revelations.

"Josh said he likes to listen to sexual audios on Spotify."
"Josh? Well, femboy found in Poland."

by lesbian male butt June 26, 2025

Found out

The only thing I found out was how you run your racket.

Hym "That's what I found out. And if you're wondering why your kids keep getting raped in their little holes... Why they keep getting murder by their own classmates... Why your plane nose dives into the ground... It isn't the type of person doing it... They just drew the short straw."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

buddie found in kitchen

a reference to both fork found in kitchen and the fact that important moments between Buck and Eddie (buddie) from 9-1-1 are often in either Eddie's or Buck's kitchen

Person A: It's kinda funny when Buck is with Ravi, he only talks about Eddie
Person B: Buddie found in kitchen

by babadeedee August 2, 2025

Found Religion

A person has suddenly become passionate or committed to something as if it were a religion.

"Dave used to waste money, but after having kids, he found religion about saving for the future."

by TheToesKnows August 12, 2025

found the american

A sarcastic response used online (especially on Reddit) when someone makes a comment that assumes U.S. culture, politics, laws, or measurements apply to the entire world. It’s a quick way of pointing out a very America-centric perspective.

Comment: “Wait, you guys don’t celebrate Thanksgiving?”
Reply: “Found the American.”

by green-period September 9, 2025

Fork found in kitchen

Phrase originating from Tumblr. Used sarcastically when someone points out behavior that is incredibly typical of the subject of conversation.

"Did you hear that the child-eating vampire down the street just drank little Timmy's blood?" "Fork found in kitchen"

by crowscalamity October 19, 2025

I found a purple rock!

A cheerful non sequitur and glorious escape hatch from awkward, controversial, or brain-melting conversations. When someone exclaims, “I found a purple rock!”, they are essentially waving a shiny distraction to derail a discussion that has taken an uncomfortable, heated, or overly complicated turn. It is the verbal equivalent of changing the subject faster than you can say tax policy or crypto investing.

Use it when the conversation drifts toward politics, religion, sex, or any other topic that makes you wish you were home talking to your cat. The beauty of it? Nobody can argue with a purple rock.

Author’s Note:
Inspired by years of dodging family dinner debates and surviving small talk with strangers. Because sometimes, the only way out of a bad conversation is geological.

Example:
A: “So, how do you really feel about the election results?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “…Cool! Where?”

Example:
A: “So how’s your love life going?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”

by Thejocdoc November 7, 2025