fiddle with your middle

masterbate.

"Dude you are clearly out of your mind, she is out of your league,, forget about her,, dude, just go home and fiddle with your middle, believe me you will thank me in the morning.

by vinman59 April 12, 2021

Fiddle Club

Similar to a diddle club... when a rich, usually a man, buys something like a young boys hockey team, with the intention of gettin’ kinky

Mr. Burns bought the Stars as his personal fiddle club.

by NebraskaMooser April 29, 2021

Fiddling the Racoon

The act of stimulating the male genitalia using a raccoon as a flesh light

He’s been Fiddling the Racoon ever since he got that Zoo job

by ChrisEubank May 4, 2021

Ripped the Fiddle

A euphemism for something indeterminate, but bad.

"How did your date go last night?"

"I ripped the fiddle."

"Holy fucking shit dude! Better make a break for Mexico while you still have a chance!"

by AlphaAlex November 9, 2011

Canadian Fridge Fiddle

When your "on duty" manager fucks off home early to wait for a fridge to be delivered, then the company falls to shit because there is no "on duty manager" present.

It's all gone to shit because the manager has done a Canadian fridge fiddle.

by Bustin Nutz October 10, 2023

Fiddle-fuck

Noun definition: A gathering of people such as a potluck, that takes place in rural Appalachia.

Verb definition: To goof off, act up, or slack on the job.

Noun: "Barbara and I are having a good, old-fashioned fiddle-fuck this weekend and we'd sure love it if you folks joined us!

Verb: Y'all quit fiddle-fuckin' around and get to work!

by Caloobeous Jones November 1, 2023

National let Faisal Fiddle Month

During the month of November, you allow your friend named Faisal the ability to fiddle for fun.

Oh wow, It's national let Faisal Fiddle Month!

by The Purple One Tells All November 15, 2023